Spud Physics

Thank you Anna and Bernhard Blume for this 1986 parody of housewives who have been in the kitchen too long, domesticity run amok, with potatoes of their own volition (that’s what the placard next to it said) flying all about.

It’s part of an exhibit at the Museum of Modern Art in NYC that I recently enjoyed to the utter max.

And, it prepared me for today, Election Day 2010.

I just returned from casting my vote.

Proudly.

Every democrat on the ballot got my vote. I don’t care if he or she was a felon and shouldn’t have been on the ballot in the first place, I’d have voted for the bastard.

Potatoes are flying of their own volition today.  The rules of gravity and common sense simply don’t apply.  Something other than reason is operating and I’m calling it Spud Physics.

I’m secretly hoping several of those flying spuds hit those drones of the airwaves tonight as they begin their “analysis”.  Watch for the scroll on the bottom of your TV screen:

BREAKING NEWS!!!! ****”Flying Spuds Attack Glen Beck’s Tear Ducts”*****Breaking News!!!!Flying Spuds Land on John Boehner’s Nose*******Breaking News!!!!Flying Spuds give Anne What’s Her Name a haircut and a plaid dress******

 

©Pat Coakley 2010

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Expectations

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Expectations.  Oh, yeah, we’ve got ‘em.

I went out this morning on my daily photo shoot in search of motion subjects.  My usual subjects are cars, trucks, trees in the wind, advertising ribbons at car dealers.

This morning while waiting for the 7 o’clock commuter train to whoosh by, I looked up.  A flag pole with a flag just slightly moving.

The skies were leaden, rain was lightly falling and the background appeared solid gray.  I slowed down my shutter speed to a almost a second.

When I saw this image after I got back home I thought of the Space Shuttle and the election.

I thought of the successful Space Shuttle launches where at some point the booster rockets eject away from the shuttle’s fuel tank and appear to be soaring on their own, but ultimately, (probably only a few seconds in real time), they begin a graceful curve and begin to descend back to earth.

This image of the flag reminds me of those rockets.   It boosts, gives the needed extra thrust and gives the shuttle a chance to make the journey, but it is not the journey itself.

This flag appears to be at the exact point where the booster rockets forward thrust elides into graceful descent.

If the election is like the booster rockets, then that means that, We, the People, are now the main power source.

Gulp.

I left this morning expecting motion.  I came home feeling like I’d been to a Six Flags amusement park, retching after each ride.

I have to go lie down and resolve not to have any more deep thoughts till I’m 65.

( A year and three months away)

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One Giant Step

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Not since this moment in 1969 have I felt quite like this.

Never have I/we needed it more.

But, this time.  This time?

The whole world seems to feel more like Neil Armstrong than a bystander looking up.

To be sure, this morning we begin our journey back to gravity and those Earth problems haven’t changed.

But, they seem more soluble as we shake moon dust off our shoes and sandals, and in my case, my 8 year old black Merrells.

They look brand new, people.

Brand freakin’ new.

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Yes

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Ohio 18 Wheeler

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Let’s just say, I turned the TV on and this truck is now called my Ohio 18 wheeler.

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Motion Sick

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Okay.  I thought I could watch the election coverage.  I can’t.  I just turned everything off.  I took this photograph late this afternoon in my daily excursion trying to take photographs of things or people in motion.  The birds swarmed (the out of focus background dark grey lines) just as I got a few birds in focus on the power grid.

I’m feeling more like the those blurred birds right at the moment.  I’m thinking 50 foot waves in the North Atlantic, pitch and roll.  I don’t want this to mean as much as it means.

But, it does.

Does history make you nauseous just before it makes you joyful?

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Arriving To Vote

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Arriving at the polling spot.

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A New Day

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Right outside my high school gymnasium where I voted, the morning mist on the athletic field first caught my attention.  So, I went closer.  Then, the fence interested me and  I went closer still.  Then, the cobwebs appeared.

A new day begins.

(I’ll be posting variety of photos today, departing from my one a day prescription.  Hey, this is history, people or else the biggest media mistake of the century.)

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