I’m Sexy and I Know It Said The Yellow Cauliflower

A Farmer’s Market in late October in my town is down to three stands.  But, oh, what lovelies awaited me!  I bought this last blonde beauty and shall make a cauliflower casserole after photographing it.

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Leeks by Chanel

I thought these were scallions with couture stems from the House of Chanel until I was told they were wild leeks.

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Pomegranates About to Kiss. You had to be there.

If you look up “pomegranate” in Google search, there are many biblical references to this ancient fruit.  This is my contribution to world peace.

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5.5 on the Pomegranate Richter Scale

In Massachusetts, we felt the shock waves from  a 4.0 earthquake located in southern Maine on Tuesday. On Thursday, I dropped a pomegranate to the kitchen floor.  Kepow!  I’d estimate it was a 5.5 on the Pomegranate Richter Scale.

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Cauliflower Has a College Education. Ask Mark Twain.

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The #1 Diet Tip of All Time.

No recipe works as well as this one.  Some get obsessed with fitness stats. That works until you have a injury.  Some get obsessed with a national weight loss program.  That works until it gets boring.  I got obsessed with photographing vegetables.  This shall work until it doesn’t and then I’ll have to obsess about something else.  One thing it won’t ever be?  Fitness stats.  I lost .9 this week because I ate kale  and walked like a maniac. My knees did not like it.

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Church of Vegetables. On the seventh day, cranberry beans became a starfish.

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Fifty Shades of Green. Sprouts are Sexy.

In the “I heart Veggies” campaign, several listed Brussels Sprouts!  I love sprouts, too!  My mission is to bring sexy back (well, ok, some would question the word “back”) to sprouts. Anyone know Justin Timberlake?

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I am Asparagus. Deal with it.

Vegetable Humorist strikes again.  Raise your hand if you remember Kirk Douglas saying this line (Ok. It was “I am Spartacus”) in the movie “Spartacus”?  This is for Liz! Her favorite vegetable.

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Good Morning. Call the Portion Police.

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